Creative Writting

Googles image search thing used to be fun. You typed in a stupid word and got some weird and wonderful pictures. Instant joy. Is it my imagination or has Google become a bit of a prude? Fortunately there is now Flickr and its wonderful 'tag' feature. Try these for size; arse, tit, wanker,simon.

(taht wenk uoy neht tub) sdrawkcab si tsop siht fo eltit ehT

I can't believe that they actually think they are in space. Ohhh hang on one of them just spoke. Yes, I can believe they think they are in space. Sorry.

Coffin Fit

Space cadets. I started laughing. Now I'm bored. Yeah they are thick, but then where is the challenge in making them think they are going into orbit? Johnny Vaughan has lost his allure as well. I'm digging 'Chuckle Vision' these days anyway.

Freedom at last?

Sorry nodded off there again. Now where was I?

Ahh yes. You probably don't remember and if you did thought it so trivial as to be forgettable, and are now probably quite upset that I'm just about to remind you (look away now if the memory of what is to come is so very bad)* that I became somewhat obssessed with winning a Micro Mart mug. I spent a few weeks carpet bombing their competitions with entries, which paid off as I won a number of times. However, the mugs failed to materialise and so I gave up hope and stopped drinking anything that wouldn't remain in my cupped hands. Well, just the other day my mug finally arrived. Just the one and no note apologising. At least I can start drinking again.


*Yeah I'm completely fucking confused here myself