From the bottom of my pocket

Now there is no excuse not to say "I love you... a
little bit".

Fish

So thats what happened to Dory. Hollywood can be such a fickle town. One minute you are a star in a major kids movie, the next your swimming tricks at 'Blue Planet'.

Hollyoaks

Sophies hen weekend in Chester.

The Almost Criminal Injustice Of It!

Ahhhhhhhh! I wish I knew the HTML for emphasie-the-outrage-felt-by-the-writer. I got another f**king runner-up in the caption competition. Ahhhhhh.. What do these people want? I'm gonna go and rant where people are actually listening

The Competition Hots Up

I hadn't bothered with the MicroMart website before but on a recent visit I found the forums pages. These contain the usual array of chatter regarding computing and its peripherals. However some section s are dedicated to the magazine itself and one or two dedicated to the all consuming caption competition. Here I found all the names familiar from the winning/honorable mention pages; DanTheVirgin, PeteAndChris, bobI to name but three. Here entrants debate, develop and refine their competition entries. More importantly they seem to release the caption early on the forum giving the online community an advantage over your basic paper reader (at whom I now scoff openly). How could I have been so foolish? These are my peers and I shall join then gladly. Soon the hour will be at hand and so will my mug.