'citing ain't it?
Oooh, my life just got a little bit more exciting. However, it's my excitement and I'm not sharing it with anyone, so p**s off and get your own excitement sado.
Other news in brief; we finally got tickets to see the man himself, Russell Brand. Sweet; I've decided to introduce a new phrase into the English language. It's Joha pronounced errmm... Joha and stands for Jordan on her arse which can be used as a replacement for 'tits up'. And finally I was amazed to hear one of the "celebrities" on 'Law of the Playground' last night (the odd looking one with a long head and big eyes, who wasn't the reason you watched the 11-o-clock show) reminisce about JIGCAL the incredible computer careers advice system. Basically you answered about 100 multiple choice questions and the answers were fed into the JIGCAL system which then returned the most appropriate careers for you. I can't remember exactly what it careers options it gave apart from the suggestion that I became a Prison Warden. Strangely this celebrity had exactly the same 'advice' which suggests the system was heavily biased to include those jobs with many vacancies.
Now to attend to my excitment which, to use the words of the great Vyvyan "...calls for a very special combination of psychology and extreme violence".
Turn around now and no peeking.
Other news in brief; we finally got tickets to see the man himself, Russell Brand. Sweet; I've decided to introduce a new phrase into the English language. It's Joha pronounced errmm... Joha and stands for Jordan on her arse which can be used as a replacement for 'tits up'. And finally I was amazed to hear one of the "celebrities" on 'Law of the Playground' last night (the odd looking one with a long head and big eyes, who wasn't the reason you watched the 11-o-clock show) reminisce about JIGCAL the incredible computer careers advice system. Basically you answered about 100 multiple choice questions and the answers were fed into the JIGCAL system which then returned the most appropriate careers for you. I can't remember exactly what it careers options it gave apart from the suggestion that I became a Prison Warden. Strangely this celebrity had exactly the same 'advice' which suggests the system was heavily biased to include those jobs with many vacancies.
Now to attend to my excitment which, to use the words of the great Vyvyan "...calls for a very special combination of psychology and extreme violence".
Turn around now and no peeking.
posted by AntToeKnee at 1:26 PM
2 Comments:
C'mon ToeKnee, tell us what's so exciting. Your life is so much more interesting than ours...
I was repeatedly told at careers interviews to become a librarian. In retrospect, it can't be any worse than working in a call centre which is what I've actually ended up doing.
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