I thank you

Two nuns are cycling down a cobbled street. An absurd conversation then unfolds that exploits both the listeners ignorance of religious protocol as well as their simplistic Freudian sexual attitudes to innocence. When combined with society's corruption of the habit, the very icon of the nun, as well as a general failure to comprehend the performance of modern bicycle suspension systems, the opportunity to explore the wholly fundamental view of life provided by the intercourse between the protagonists who have taken the solemn vow is lost and replaced by little more than pathetic titillation.

insert drum roll & high hat