Freedom at last?
Sorry nodded off there again. Now where was I?
Ahh yes. You probably don't remember and if you did thought it so trivial as to be forgettable, and are now probably quite upset that I'm just about to remind you (look away now if the memory of what is to come is so very bad)* that I became somewhat obssessed with winning a Micro Mart mug. I spent a few weeks carpet bombing their competitions with entries, which paid off as I won a number of times. However, the mugs failed to materialise and so I gave up hope and stopped drinking anything that wouldn't remain in my cupped hands. Well, just the other day my mug finally arrived. Just the one and no note apologising. At least I can start drinking again.
*Yeah I'm completely fucking confused here myself
Ahh yes. You probably don't remember and if you did thought it so trivial as to be forgettable, and are now probably quite upset that I'm just about to remind you (look away now if the memory of what is to come is so very bad)* that I became somewhat obssessed with winning a Micro Mart mug. I spent a few weeks carpet bombing their competitions with entries, which paid off as I won a number of times. However, the mugs failed to materialise and so I gave up hope and stopped drinking anything that wouldn't remain in my cupped hands. Well, just the other day my mug finally arrived. Just the one and no note apologising. At least I can start drinking again.
*Yeah I'm completely fucking confused here myself
posted by AntToeKnee at 9:14 AM
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so now your back......from out of space...I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face......show us yer mug then?
*clearly I have lost it at this point.
Its only just occured to me that the word 'space' in that song is simply there to ryhme with 'face'. How naff is that? Still doesn't really matter when your screaming it out at 2am in a bar in Vegas, pissed out of your nut.
I'll find a picture in due course.
Hmm, is it "out of space" or "outer space"?
I'd like to think that it's outer space cos the singer only comments on the sad look on the returner's face (the song is gender neutral) and not the fact that they're coming through the window in a space suit holding their arms like Romero's zombies (y'know, like in ET).
...and another thing. If "outer" space is that starry, vaccuumy stuff, then what's inner-space (apart from pretty crap Fantastic Voyage rip-off fil-m)?
C'mon toeKnee get ya mug out!
Hoot hoot.
Inner space? Er....as a woman I could tell you........ok are you sitting comfortably?
when a man and a woman love each other very much......
[Prentence draws up comfy pouff and snuggles up by the fire] - at last - the secrets are going to be revealed. Thank you God. (And just in time for Christmas too...)
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