Flabjous Bird
Cottage Cheese, Cottage Cheese,Everyone with children finds them a stress at times. I myself have had occasion to stifle a cry as my son hands me another marmalade coated CD. Daddy quietly weeping as he pretends to enjoy his 'toast'. Did that all sound a bit 18th-century-gent? Sorry the wife is watching Bleak House and it must be affecting me. Be that as it may (sorry) this seems a little harsh.
Cottage Cheese guaranteed to please,
Not so much a cheese as a residue,
But a residue that's good for you.
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posted by AntToeKnee at 9:00 PM
4 Comments:
Excellent.
"It is no wonder that most people are awful when they start their lives as children." - Kingsley Amis
I almost wet myself when I read this.
My Dad likes to remind of the time he came home to find his darling little son with the record player stylus gripped purposfully in his sweaty little mit, ploughing a new set of grooves in his 'Best of Beethoven' collection.
Luckily millions of years of parental genetic programming kicked in before he got his hands round my throat.
That is the most wonderful piece of parenting equipment I have every seen......no more cupboard under the stairs for the Son.
And I thought it was only used for my puppy... Now I know what I can do with my 16 y.o. son that is driving me crazy!
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