Behold the majesty(ies) of our creator(s)!

Cast aside your heathen beliefs and embrace the one, true religion at The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Visit this site to be touched by his noodly appendage. Alternatively, you could choose to be blessed by the holy hooves of the The Invisible Pink Unicorn. This religion takes an opposing stance to that of the Fly Spaghetti Monster, asserting that it is a real test of faith to believe that something invisible is indeed pink. Hmmm, looks like your traditional faiths are starting to get some decent competition at last.